I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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