i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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