I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
someone get that fucking seahorse.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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