ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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