We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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