Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I need water and some morals
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