what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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