We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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