Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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