Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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