So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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