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say what?
wanna hang out?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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