STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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