I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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