This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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