Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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