Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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