what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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