because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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