Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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