To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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