at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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