I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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