if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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