All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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