Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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