but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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