Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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