New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
why is half of my head shaved?
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