We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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