I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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