I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
either way he was missing a nipple.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
pray to the hookup gods
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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