That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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