I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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