ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize
