no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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