so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Operation Purity has been aborted
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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