Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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