Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
