fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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