also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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