it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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