You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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