I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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