making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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