they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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