normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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