Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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