You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
My vagina is very pro this idea
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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