your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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